Friday, January 26, 2007

Geo's Talkies - Salaam-e-Ishq

Nikhil Advani's second movie after the super duper 'Kal Ho Na Ho' [I am certainly not a fan of the movie but loved the music] promised an interesting premise. Six couples and their lives with love as the underlining aspect. After viewing the movie, I am not only utterly dissapointed at the half baked story but also wonder how the screenplay was conjured up.
The story is about love in people of different age groups and sensibilities. John Abraham / Vidya Balan are couple who are married for 2 yrs. Anil Kapoor / Juhi Chawla are married for 15 yrs with two kids. Arbaaz Khan / Isha Kopikkar are newly wedded. Akshaye Khanna / Ayesha Takia are to be wedded soon. Govinda is a taxi driver who gets into love, how? Priyanka Chopra is an aspiring starlet who will also fall in love, how?
The premise is certainly interesting but the story is a hogwash. Music is the highlight of this movie. I couldn't stand the individual climax each couple had on screen, surely Nikhil Advani needs a ruthless editor who can butcher meaningless and worthless length of film which otherwise plays on in the name of character exposition but does anything but that. I salute Shankar-Ehsaan-Loy for sitting through the story session and coming up with decent tunes.
All actors except Govinda, Anil Kapoor and Juhi Chawla are horrible actors. Vidya and Priyanka are the least bad ones. John's emotions are surprisingly less wooden. Salaam-E-Ishq is a good idea gone all horribly wrong due to the lack of a coherent screenplay and a strong story. Salman Khan is wasted in a meaningless role and Arbaaz Khan / Isha Koppikar are in miniscule roles where they attempt to consummate their marriage on screen.
If you want to see how multiple stories can be stitched into a decent movie, watch 'Crash'. And for heavens sake movies like this should avoid insulting viewers intelligence by showing 'somewhere in London', 'somewhere near Delhi' etc, yikes, the audience is hardly confused all along the movie. The filmmakers certainly are.
I wouldn't be least surprised if this movie turned into a box office hit.